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Link and Recommendations

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Meet UMA

UMA Factsheet

Model : Universal Metamorphic Android

Manufacturer :

Place of manufacture : China

Model features :

– Perpetual Motion powered (batteries not required)

– Emotional chest panel and vision light indicator(s)

– Multiple tool and automation capabilities

– Pre-loaded software – AE v1.0

Model name plate (see rear of robot head unit) ;

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A Breathtaking Waterfall

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A Majestic Animal Sanctuary

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Stunning Backcountry Views

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Fireside Grill

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Jam Cafe

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Floyd’s Diner

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Get in Touch

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Contact me by email

If you have any questions please use the contact form or email me at andrew@theloneliestrobot.com

Book an Author visit / book-reading events

My favourite part of being an Author is sharing the story and life messages of The Loneliest Robot with younger readers (age group 9-16). I operate in the North West of the UK and can produce many positive references from previous school & library visits! Please note that I am also CRB checked.

If you want your school or group to receive an Author visit / book reading then please contact me to arrange a visit. There are no appearance fees or other expenses to consider. Its free and hopefully inspiring to younger minds! I only seek permission to sell a few paperback copies should people wish to buy from me during a visit.